Once upon a time there was a slightly chilly winter day.
Paul Douglas says wear your hat and mittens.
Why is there so much steam from all the buildings?
People sure don’t like to ski or snowboard when it’s chilly. There were no lift lines.
We had the hills to ourselves. My snowboard has a monkey on it.
Matt and myself got icicles on our face masks.
They said the guy who made the half pipe doesn’t work there anymore.
Greg is warm in the chalet. My icicles are melting.
Welch Village thanks us.
PS – Akhil wanted to join us because he misses chilly weather, but he lives in Texas now.